Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think people are normalizing furries
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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