when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
The power of my boobs compel you
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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