I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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