I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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