Need sex. Gaining weight.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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