Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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