I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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