Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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