Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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