Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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