We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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