Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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