I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
