We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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