no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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