I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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