I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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