summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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