her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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