My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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