Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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