sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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