OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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