your thong is hanging out like whoa
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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