I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
