woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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