Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
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I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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