"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
They took my balls.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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