I'm drive I can fine osifer
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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