I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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