I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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