i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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