your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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