I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.