shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
