I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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