She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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