Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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