You surviving the open bar?
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I wish I only lived at night.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
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i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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