Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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