didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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