The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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