Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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