I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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