is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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