try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
