You're a womanizer and a bitch.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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