once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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