About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
