Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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