I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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