I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
high people should be assigned attendants
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
